OUUU look what I found.

 I LOVE RANDOM GOOGLES.

Leather will always be a turn on. mmm.

I KNOW RIGHTTT??!!

butttttt likeeee, if it were really warm enough outside to role up the sleeves on your leather jacket, wouldn't you just take it off???

I SHALL CALL HIM JEFFERY.

New necklace. Yum yum.

I know, im the most annoying person ever.

BEJAZZEING AT ITS' FINEST.

Feathers, Rhinestones, and Lollipops, OH MY!! 

Ugh, a Drag Queens' paradise.  I wish they put prices on their site. Owellz.

Gasoline Glamour.

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This is my friend, Melinda.

 She is my friend who annoys me the least.  She is fabulous because shes a fucking bitch and refuses to pay over $3 for beer at the bar, she also hates skinny jeans, and she get acrylics on her nails like she's still in the 90's.  She is also a bit of a redneck and a lush. But that's why she is so GLAMOROUS.

I have found another reason not to have children.

Nothing that ever comes out of my womb will be as cool as Willow Smith.

Don't let haters keep me off my grind.

Hot Tranny Mess.

I am a wannabe. BUT YOUR STILL JEALOUS.

They were $10 at Halloween Spirit. Not Jeremy Scott. o wellz.

I know I am late to hop on the bandwagon.

Sunglasses at the bar are the way to go. It is so "Don't talk to me," but I picked up so many guys at the bar who wanted to buy me shots. YAYY FOR SHOTS.  Laura Biagiotti sunglasses, vintage blazer, BCBG top and rings.

So, LISTENNN!

I should be doing my homework right now, but I am over my schooling. I do have a three  page compare and contrast paper to write, but I have decided that updating on here and watching the season finale of Flipping Out is more important. I'm sure Jeff and Jenni and Deb would agree.

Shearling! I GAVE IN. What can I say i'm a 21 year old trend slut.  I have a feeling that I am going to find these shoes ugly next year, so I bought the cheapy Forever 21 pair on the left, as opposed to the pair made by my former employer, BCBG MaxAzria. Jeggings, oversized T, DONE.

Shakira, Shakira.

Roberto Cavalli Spring 2011 Ready to Wear Collection. Lawless American cowgirl meets mud wallowing Shakira meets Italian sex worker. LOVE.

Photos from Style.com / Yiannis Vlamos (GoRunway.com)

So, there is nothing I love more than a hot woman with a whip in her hand.

 

Jean Paul Gaultier with Hermes.

I love the slightly dominatrix vibe for the Spring 2011 Ready to Wear Hermes collection. Sure, it has an equestrian feel, with the Zorro hats and the riding boots. But, all that leather, mmm.

Photos from Style.com / Yiannis Vlamos (GoRunway.com)

Alex at Nationals

H&M pants, ALDO shoes, grandma sweater from the army, D&G shades.

I just wanted to let you all know, the 90's are making a comeback.

BCBG pants, D&G shades, H&M jacket, old as hell scarf.

yumm

like simon doonan says theres no style without a dash of bad taste.

Ugh, new favorite designer. Limi Feu. Her 2011 spring collection is Calvin Klein minimalist meets 90's grunge meets Kim Kardashian meets A Clockwork Orange. In the words of Rachel Zoe, I'm not even dieing, I'm already dead.Click here to see more.

You know what I find really weird and annoying? When I am looking at a spread in a fashion magazine, and there is a randomly half naked model among the other fully clothed and accessorized girls.  And i am not talking a low back or some side boob, i am talking NIPS PUBES AND VAGINA. Not that it bothers me to  see them in a magazine, i mean i have all of these things, i just don't understand the random nakedness of one model when there is 10 others in the spread who are fully clothed.  If you are gonna use nips and vagina as a selling point put it in the entire spread.

Salvation Army!!!

  So since I have been jobless for quite some time now, "the Army" is my new shopping destination.  Of course it is not filled with wall to wall fabulous vintage, but there are treasures among the trash.  Vintage gold sequin shirt. Tribal beach cover. Vintage high waisted linen harem pants.

vintage Liz Claiborne jacket. vintage Ray Ban sunglasses. Rachel Roy necklace. David Yurman bracelet.

Don't be jealous, i got it at Incognito!!

sooo i cant find my USB to upload everyones fabulousness from yesterday. so lets recap the VMAS!!

naturally, lady gaga is the only person to even mention. photos from MTV.

Delfina Delettrez, is my new obsession.